{"id":4364,"date":"2025-01-15T08:47:18","date_gmt":"2025-01-15T08:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4364"},"modified":"2025-01-15T08:47:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-15T08:47:18","slug":"my-wifes-mother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4364","title":{"rendered":"My wife\u2019s mother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife\u2019s mother visited us. We were all in the sitting room chatting.<\/p>\n<p>My wife felt like having s*x but couldn\u2019t tell me directly so she stood up and pretended she had developed a terrible headache.<\/p>\n<p>She went to the bedroom and I followed her shortly.<\/p>\n<p>We had s*x and when I came back to the sitting room, I forgot to zip up.<\/p>\n<p>In the sitting room; Mother in law: \u201cHow is she nov !\u201d Me: \u201cI\u2019ve given her Panadol. She is now sleeping\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mother-in-law: \u201cThat\u2019s good my son, now please CLOSE THE PHARMACY.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife\u2019s mother visited us. We were all in the sitting room chatting. My wife felt like having s*x but couldn\u2019t tell me directly so she stood up and pretended she had developed a terrible headache. She went to the bedroom and I followed her shortly. We had s*x and when I came back to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4364"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4365,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4364\/revisions\/4365"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}