{"id":4342,"date":"2025-01-14T10:07:22","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T10:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4342"},"modified":"2025-01-14T10:07:22","modified_gmt":"2025-01-14T10:07:22","slug":"he-was-worried-about-his-wifes-temper-but-what-the-doctor-suggests-brilliant-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4342","title":{"rendered":"He Was Worried About His Wife\u2019s Temper. But What The Doctor Suggests? Brilliant!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife\u2019s temper.<br \/>\nThe doctor asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says, \u201cI have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don\u2019t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor, looking fresh and reborn.<\/p>\n<p>The man says, \u201cDoctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says, \u201cThe water itself does nothing. It\u2019s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife\u2019s temper. The doctor asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem?\u201d The man says, \u201cDoctor, I don\u2019t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.\u201d The doctor says, \u201cI have a cure for that. When it seems that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4343,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4342\/revisions\/4343"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}