{"id":4299,"date":"2025-01-12T08:22:53","date_gmt":"2025-01-12T08:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4299"},"modified":"2025-01-12T08:22:53","modified_gmt":"2025-01-12T08:22:53","slug":"free-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4299","title":{"rendered":"Free haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, \u201cyou do God\u2019s work.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.<\/p>\n<p>A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, \u201cyou protect the public.\u201d The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.<\/p>\n<p>A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, \u201cyou serve the justice system.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, \u201cyou do God\u2019s work.\u201d The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4300,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299\/revisions\/4300"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}