Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn\u2019t start, and it was too late to call the local service station.<\/p>\n
The husband urged Charlie to stay over.<\/p>\n
There was no spare bed in the house\u2013there wasn\u2019t even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife.<\/p>\n
No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife tapped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her. \u201cI couldn\u2019t do that,\u201d he whispered. \u201cYour husband is my best friend!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cListen, sugar,\u201d she whispered back, \u201cthere ain\u2019t nothing in the whole wide world could wake hime up now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI can\u2019t believe that,\u201d Charlie said. \u201cCertainly if I get on top of you and screw you, he\u2019ll wake up won\u2019t he?<\/p>\n
\u201cHe certainly won\u2019t. If you don\u2019t believe me, pluck a hair out of his ass and see if that wakes him.\u201d Charlie did just that. Reached over and yanked. He was amazed when the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife\u2019s side of the bed and fucked her.<\/p>\n
When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasn\u2019t long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again. Again he yanked a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed the woman, he first pulled out one of the husband\u2019s ass hairs.<\/p>\n
The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered: \u201cListen, Charlie, old pal, I don\u2019t mind you fucking my wife, but please stop using my ass for a scoreboard!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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