Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.<\/p>\n
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.<\/p>\n
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses.<\/p>\n
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their \u2018tourist\u2019 garb.<\/p>\n
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a \u2018drop dead gorgeous\u2019 topless blonde came walking straight towards them.<\/p>\n
They couldn\u2019t help but stare.<\/p>\n
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said<\/p>\n
\u2018Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,\u2019 nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.<\/p>\n
They were both stunned.<\/p>\n
How in the world did she know they were priests?<\/p>\n
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.<\/p>\n
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.<\/p>\n
After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them.<\/p>\n
Again she nodded at each of them and said \u2013 \u2018Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,\u2019 and started to walk away.<\/p>\n
One of the priests couldn\u2019t stand it any longer and said,<\/p>\n
\u2018Just a minute, young lady.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Yes, Father?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?\u2019<\/p>\n
She replied, \u2018Why Father, it\u2019s me, Sister Kathleen.\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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