They sometimes say that a woman\u2019s work is never done, and I think most women would agree. After all, they are often responsible for the work at the office and most of the work at home.<\/p>\n
Although this might not be the funniest situation you\u2019ve ever heard of, it does lend itself to some rather good jokes. Sometimes, it\u2019s a matter of laughing at what makes us uncomfortable.<\/p>\n
In this joke, a woman is trying her best to relax when a young man walks in. Things go downhill quickly and end with a belly laugh from you.<\/p>\n
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.<\/p>\n
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes.<\/p>\n
His every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.<\/p>\n
The man noticed that he was the object of the woman\u2019s rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her.<\/p>\n
Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll do anything,\u201d he whispered in a deep, soft voice.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars.<\/p>\n
There\u2019s just one condition\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition.<\/p>\n
The man said \u2026<\/p>\n
The man said \u201cYou have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.\u201d<\/p>\n
The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition.<\/p>\n
She then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars.<\/p>\n
She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand.<\/p>\n
She leaned over and whispered into his ear\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cClean\u2026 my\u2026 house.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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