A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.<\/p>\n
\u201cBe careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, startled at her husband\u2019s violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife, concerned by the status of her husband\u2019s mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.<\/p>\n
\u201cWE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They\u2019re going to stick! HURRY!\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife runs to the fri-<\/p>\n
\u201cCAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you\u2019re cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don\u2019t you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the EGGS!\u201d<\/p>\n
At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.<\/p>\n
She gasps, \u201cWhat is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n
The husband simply smiles and replies, \u201cI just wanted to show you what it feels like while I\u2019m driving with you in the car,\u201d and leaves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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