A 60 year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, \u201cYou\u2019re in terrific shape.<\/p>\n
There\u2019s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?\u201d<\/p>\n
The 60 year old responded, \u201cDid I say he was dead?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor was surprised and asked, \u201cHow old is he and is he very active?\u201d<\/p>\n
The 60 year old responded, \u201cWell, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor couldn\u2019t believe it! So he said, \u201cWell, how old was your grandfather when he died?\u201d<\/p>\n
The 60 year old responded again, \u201cDid I say he was dead?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor was astonished. He said, \u201cYou mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?\u201d<\/p>\n
The 60 year old said, \u201cHe goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that,\u201d said the patient, \u201cmy grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor said, \u201cAt 106 years why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?\u201d<\/p>\n
His patient looked up at the doctor and said, \u201cDid I say he wanted to?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A 60 year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, \u201cYou\u2019re in terrific shape. There\u2019s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?\u201d The 60 year old responded, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4192,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4191\/revisions\/4192"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}