{"id":4161,"date":"2025-01-06T11:44:24","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T11:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4161"},"modified":"2025-01-06T11:44:24","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T11:44:24","slug":"a-blonde-is-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4161","title":{"rendered":"A blonde is pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried.<\/p>\n<p>She asks, \u201cWhat if the baby starts coming, and I can\u2019t get to the hospital in time?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor replies, \u201cWell, women have been having babies for a million years without a doctor in attendance. It\u2019s a very natural process.<\/p>\n<p>The first thing you do is to assume the same position you were laying in when you got pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The blonde interrupts with, \u201cDo you mean with the left foot in the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the window?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, \u201cWhat if the baby starts coming, and I can\u2019t get to the hospital in time?\u201d The doctor replies, \u201cWell, women have been having babies for a million years without [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4162,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4161\/revisions\/4162"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}