{"id":4073,"date":"2024-12-19T09:38:23","date_gmt":"2024-12-19T09:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4073"},"modified":"2024-12-19T09:38:23","modified_gmt":"2024-12-19T09:38:23","slug":"joke-of-the-day-a-blind-cowboy-walks-into-an-all-blonde-biker-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=4073","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the Day: A blind cowboy walks into an all-blonde biker bar"},"content":{"rendered":"

What happens when a blind cowboy walks into the wrong bar? Let\u2019s just say it\u2019s a situation packed with suspense, a little fear, and a LOT of laughs. But before you read this, here\u2019s a fair warning: You\u2019ll never guess the hilarious twist at the end! Scroll down if you\u2019re ready for a good chuckle\u2026 \ud83d\udc47<\/strong><\/p>\n

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An old, blind\u00a0cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201dHey, you wanna hear a blond joke?<\/em><\/p>\n

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.<\/em><\/p>\n

1. The bartender is a blond girl who\u2019s holding a baseball bat.<\/p>\n

2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club.<\/p>\n

3. I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

Liked this one? Here\u2019s more blonde jokes:<\/h2>\n
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And another one\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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So THAT\u2019S what it\u2019s for\u2026.<\/h2>\n
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Sharing a good joke is the easiest way to brighten someone\u2019s day! It gets people smiling, brings us closer, and makes life a little lighter. Let\u2019s spread some laughs\u2014because who doesn\u2019t love a good chuckle? \ud83d\ude04<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What happens when a blind cowboy walks into the wrong bar? Let\u2019s just say it\u2019s a situation packed with suspense, a little fear, and a LOT of laughs. But before you read this, here\u2019s a fair warning: You\u2019ll never guess the hilarious twist at the end! Scroll down if you\u2019re ready for a good chuckle\u2026 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4074,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4073\/revisions\/4074"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}