{"id":3998,"date":"2024-11-24T07:38:05","date_gmt":"2024-11-24T07:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3998"},"modified":"2024-11-24T07:38:05","modified_gmt":"2024-11-24T07:38:05","slug":"a-newly-married-couple-are-in-bed-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3998","title":{"rendered":"A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond.<\/p>\n

The man asks again\u00a0\u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.<\/p>\n

The man says\u00a0\u201cI am sorry. I didn\u2019t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Still silence from his wife.<\/p>\n

The man, giving up, says\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s OK. Please don\u2019t be upset.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.<\/p>\n

While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,<\/p>\n

\u201cDamn it! You made me lose count!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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they feel is interesting in their lives. If the men are married, however, one of the things that they are likely to talk about would include their wives. That was the case with these four men who went out fishing together and decided that they would discuss what was necessary in order for them to be out for the day.<\/p>\n

Many of them were lamenting the fact that they would have to go through a \u2018honey-do\u2019 list but one man had a brilliant idea that probably had the rest of them feeling quite jealous. Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:<\/p>\n

First guy: \u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n

Second guy: \u201cThat\u2019s nothing! I had to promise my wife I\u2019d build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d<\/p>\n

Third guy: \u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I\u2019ll remodel the kitchen for her.\u201d<\/p>\n

So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal?\u201d<\/p>\n

Fourth guy: \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u201cFishing, or S*x,\u201d and she said, \u201cWear a sweater<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn\u2019t respond. The man asks again\u00a0\u201cJust tell me, it\u2019s fine. How many men have you slept with?\u201d His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The man […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2720,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3998"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3999,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3998\/revisions\/3999"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}