{"id":3970,"date":"2024-11-22T11:23:09","date_gmt":"2024-11-22T11:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3970"},"modified":"2024-11-22T11:23:09","modified_gmt":"2024-11-22T11:23:09","slug":"earl-and-bubba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3970","title":{"rendered":"Earl and Bubba!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, \u201cThink I\u2019m gonna divorce the wife she ain\u2019t spoke to me in over 2 months.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5939\" src=\"https:\/\/usapress.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/80-300x214.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/usapress.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/80-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/usapress.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/80.jpg 462w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"214\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, \u201cBetter think it over; women like that are hard to find.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, \u201cThink I\u2019m gonna divorce the wife she ain\u2019t spoke to me in over 2 months.\u201d Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, \u201cBetter think it over; women like that are hard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3970"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3971,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3970\/revisions\/3971"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}