{"id":3953,"date":"2024-11-21T10:45:05","date_gmt":"2024-11-21T10:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2024-11-21T10:45:05","modified_gmt":"2024-11-21T10:45:05","slug":"little-johnny-returns-from-school-and-says-he-got-an-f-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3953","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers and equations.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn\u2019t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he\u2019s not just grappling with multiplication; he\u2019s discovering the humorous side of math class\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Here it goes:<\/p>\n<p>A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,<\/p>\n<p>\u201dI got an F in math today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His father replies, \u201dWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy says, \u201dWell, my teacher asked me, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2\u2019, and I said 6.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The father replies, \u201dWell, that\u2019s correct.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy says, \u201dI know. Then she asked me, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The father then replies, \u201dWhat the fuck is the difference?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boys says, \u201dThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers and equations. It\u2019s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn\u2019t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he\u2019s not just grappling [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3954,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions\/3954"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}