{"id":3933,"date":"2024-11-20T10:04:53","date_gmt":"2024-11-20T10:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3933"},"modified":"2024-11-20T10:04:53","modified_gmt":"2024-11-20T10:04:53","slug":"3-nuns-are-talking-and-the-first-nun-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3933","title":{"rendered":"3 nuns are talking and the first nun says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, \u201cu would never believe what i discovered.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. \u201d I found a phone in the priests room.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>said the first nun.<\/p>\n<p>\u201coh thats nothing\u201d, said the second one, \u201cI found c*ndoms in one of his drawers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>said the second one.<\/p>\n<p>\u201dWhat did u do with them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>said the first nun.<\/p>\n<p>Pridefully the second nun responds: \u201dI poked holes in all of them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>and the third nun says, \u201coh sh*t\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, \u201cu would never believe what i discovered.\u201d Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. \u201d I found a phone in the priests room.\u201d said the first nun. \u201coh thats nothing\u201d, said the second one, \u201cI found c*ndoms in one of his drawers.\u201d said the second [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3933"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3934,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3933\/revisions\/3934"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}