{"id":3918,"date":"2024-11-19T12:15:04","date_gmt":"2024-11-19T12:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3918"},"modified":"2024-11-19T12:15:04","modified_gmt":"2024-11-19T12:15:04","slug":"funny-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3918","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife\u2019s ear and went to the bathroom\u2026<\/p>\n<p>The husband said to the wife \u201csatisfy him or he will k*ll us, be strong.<\/p>\n<p>I love u\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife said<\/p>\n<p>\u201che didn\u2019t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it\u2019s in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>eeeeeeee So be strong, I love u too\u2026\u2026!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A HORNY BURGLAR !!! A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife\u2019s ear and went to the bathroom\u2026 The husband said to the wife \u201csatisfy him or he will k*ll us, be strong. I love u\u201d Wife said \u201che didn\u2019t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3919,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3918\/revisions\/3919"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}