A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up.<\/p>\n
The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old said, \u201cThings are great, and I\u2019ve never felt better!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you think about that, doc?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.<\/p>\n
\u201cI have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOne day he was setting off to go hunting, but being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take his ammunition.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAs he neared a lake, he came across a very nice beaver frolicking at the water\u2019s edge.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBy now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he couldn\u2019t shoot the magnificent creature.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed down the sites, and yelled \u2018bang bang\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMiraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver was slain.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNow, what do you think of that?\u201d asked the doctor.<\/p>\n
Theelder man scatched his chin thoughtfully, then said, \u201cLogic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor nodded,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy thoughts exactly.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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