After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side.<\/p>\n
\u201cSon, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants.<\/p>\n
I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did.<\/p>\n
They were huge on her and she said that she couldn\u2019t wear them because they were too large.<\/p>\n
I said to her, \u2018Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.\u2019<\/p>\n
Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.\u201d<\/p>\n
Brian took his dad\u2019s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.<\/p>\n
Then, Jill took off her p@nties and gave them to Brian.<\/p>\n
\u201cTry these on,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s the point of this?<\/p>\n
I can\u2019t get into your panties,\u201d said Brian.<\/p>\n
\u201cExactly,\u201d Jill replied, \u201cand if you don\u2019t change your attitude, you never will!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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