The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas.<\/p>\n
So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone one thing she got.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy daddy got me a Bow-Wow,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the correct words for things without using nicknames.<\/p>\n
The teacher tells the girl to try again.<\/p>\n
The girl thinks real hard\u2026\u201dMy dad got me a dog,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n
She sat down and a boy got up and said, \u201cI got a choo-choo!\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher scolded him and told him to try again.<\/p>\n
The boy thought hard and said, \u201cI got an electric train!\u201d<\/p>\n
That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says, \u201cI got a book.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks, \u201cWhat was the title of the book?\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy thinks very hard.<\/p>\n
The class waits as the boy is thinking.<\/p>\n
Finally, the boys face brightened and he said, \u201cWinnie The Shit!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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