An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing.
\nHe tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won\u2019t hear of it.<\/p>\n
He decides to prove to her there\u2019s something wrong with her hearing.<\/p>\n
He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, turns it on and, knowing she is in the kitchen, yells downstairs,<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for supper?\u201d<\/p>\n
No answer. He goes downstairs and yells<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for supper?\u201d Still no answer.<\/p>\n
He enters the living room and yells again<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney, what\u2019s for supper?\u201d No answer.<\/p>\n
He even stands right outside the kitchen and yells<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s for supper?\u201d and still, no answer.<\/p>\n
Finally, he stands right behind her and asks<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney. What\u2019s. For. Supper?!\u201d and she turns around and says<\/p>\n
\u201cDamn!t Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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