3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou must have something on<\/p>\n
you that represents Christmas.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s a candle.\u201d St. Peter lets him pass.<\/p>\n
The Welsh man jingles his keys and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re sleigh bells.\u201d St. Peter lets him pass.<\/p>\n
The Irish man pulls out a G-string and bra. St. Peter says,<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do they represent Christmas?\u201d<\/p>\n
Paddy says, \u201cThey\u2019re Carols.\u201d<\/p>\n
Three men die on Christmas Eve and arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them with a smile and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cTo enter heaven, you need to show me something that represents Christmas.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Englishman quickly flicks on his lighter and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s a candle.\u201d<\/p>\n
St. Peter nods approvingly and lets him through.<\/p>\n
Next, the Welsh man pulls out his keys and gives them a jingle, saying,<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re sleigh bells.\u201d<\/p>\n
St. Peter smiles and opens the gate for him as well.<\/p>\n
Finally, the Irishman reaches into his pocket and pulls out a G-string and a bra. St. Peter raises an eyebrow and asks,<\/p>\n
\u201cHow do these represent Christmas?\u201d<\/p>\n
The Irishman grins and says,<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re Carol\u2019s.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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