{"id":3787,"date":"2024-11-13T08:13:04","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3787"},"modified":"2024-11-13T08:13:04","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:13:04","slug":"a-doctor-puts-up-a-sign-in-front-of-his-clinic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3787","title":{"rendered":"A doctor puts up a sign in front of his Clinic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can\u2019t cure you, I pay you $100.<\/p>\n<p>A lawyer decides that it\u2019s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor.\u00a0<strong>\u201cDoctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from drawer 33.<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer takes a swig, gasps, and spits it out. The lawyer says.\u00a0<strong>\u201cThis is gasoline!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cThere you go. $20 please.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The lawyer pays and leaves, frustrated.<\/p>\n<p>He goes back the next day, determined to succeed.\u00a0<strong>\u201cDoctor, please cure my memory loss.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cNurse, fetch some of the medicine from drawer 33!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cNo way!\u201d, the lawyer exclaims, \u201cThat\u2019s the same crap you gave me last time!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cMemory fixed. $20 please.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The lawyer stomps away, displeased.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, he comes up with a foolproof strategy.<strong>\u00a0\u201cDoctor, I\u2019m blind! Cure me please.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, I won\u2019t be able to cure that. Here\u2019s your $100,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0he says, handing the lawyer a $5 bill.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWait a second! This is $5, not $100!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cBlindness cured. $20 please.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sign reads, if I can cure you, I get $20. If I can\u2019t cure you, I pay you $100. A lawyer decides that it\u2019s his time to shine, so goes to the doctor.\u00a0\u201cDoctor, I cant taste anything anymore. Please cure me!\u201d The doctor tells his nurse to get him some of the medicine from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3787"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3788,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3787\/revisions\/3788"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}