{"id":3785,"date":"2024-11-13T08:11:01","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3785"},"modified":"2024-11-13T08:11:01","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:11:01","slug":"whats-the-name-of-the-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3785","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s the name of the restaurant?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe food and service were great!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>His friend asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGee, I don\u2019t remember,\u201d he said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do you call the long stemmed flower people give on special occasions?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou mean a rose?\u201d asked his friend.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s it!\u201d he exclaimed and turning to his wife, asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRose, what\u2019s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly gentleman was telling his friend about a new restaurant he and his wife recently visited. \u201cThe food and service were great!\u201d he said. His friend asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the name of the place?\u201d \u201cGee, I don\u2019t remember,\u201d he said, \u201cWhat do you call the long stemmed flower people give on special occasions?\u201d \u201cYou mean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3785"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3786,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3785\/revisions\/3786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}