{"id":3783,"date":"2024-11-13T08:10:22","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3783"},"modified":"2024-11-13T08:10:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T08:10:22","slug":"a-teacher-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3783","title":{"rendered":"A teacher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things.<\/p>\n<p>The first little boy says. Alligator, \u201cVery good, that\u2019s a big word?<\/p>\n<p>The second boy says. \u201cPredator. Yes, that\u2019s another big word. Well done.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Little Johnny says, Little Johnny says, vibrator Miss.<\/p>\n<p>After nearly falling off her chair, she says, \u201cThat is a big word, but it doesn\u2019t eat anything.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell my sister has one and she says it eats f**king batteries like there\u2019s no tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things. The first little boy says. Alligator, \u201cVery good, that\u2019s a big word? The second boy says. \u201cPredator. Yes, that\u2019s another big word. Well done.\u201c Little Johnny says, Little Johnny says, vibrator Miss. After nearly falling off her chair, she says, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2723,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3784,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783\/revisions\/3784"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}