{"id":3734,"date":"2024-11-10T08:10:35","date_gmt":"2024-11-10T08:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3734"},"modified":"2024-11-10T08:10:35","modified_gmt":"2024-11-10T08:10:35","slug":"sweet-young-lovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3734","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Young Lovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.<\/p>\n<p>When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace.<\/p>\n<p>When he gets back, he says, \u201cHoney, my hands are freezing!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To that she replies \u201cWell, come here and I\u2019ll warm them between my legs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.<\/p>\n<p>When he returns, he again says, \u201cHoney, my hands are really freezing!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She looks at him and says, \u201cFor crying out loud, don\u2019t your ears ever get cold?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, \u201cHoney, my hands are freezing!\u201d To that she replies \u201cWell, come here and I\u2019ll warm them between my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2723,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3735,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3734\/revisions\/3735"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}