A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.<\/p>\n
The butcher asks, \u201cWhat do you want?\u201d<\/p>\n
The dog points to steak in a glass case.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow many pounds?\u201d The dog barks twice.<\/p>\n
\u201cAnything else?\u201d The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.<\/p>\n
So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog\u2019s mouth.<\/p>\n
He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog\u2019s neck, and sees him out.<\/p>\n
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.<\/p>\n
As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, \u201cWhat a remarkable dog!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRemarkable?\u201d snorts the owner.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is the second time this week he\u2019s forgotten his keys.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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