{"id":3609,"date":"2024-11-04T10:09:58","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T10:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3609"},"modified":"2024-11-04T10:09:58","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T10:09:58","slug":"gift-for-a-rude-birthday-how-i-made-sweet-revenge-of-my","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3609","title":{"rendered":"Gift for a rude birthday: How I Made Sweet Revenge of My"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a year of marriage, my husband Jack began critiquing my appearance, dropping hints that I\u2019d look \u201cbetter\u201d with implants. It all escalated on my birthday when he gave me money with a blunt note: \u201cTIME TO FIX THOSE MOSQUITO BITES.\u201d I pretended gratitude, but inside, I planned sweet revenge.<\/p>\n<p>Over the following weeks, I used the money on a health checkup and began my fitness journey\u2014quietly. On the day of my \u201csurgery,\u201d I left with a smile and returned to changed locks and Jack\u2019s belongings packed by the door. I handed him the leftover cash and told him it was \u201ctime to find someone who met his standards.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Jack tried apologizing, but I\u2019d grown stronger. Now, my gym routine fuels my confidence, and I\u2019m finally with someone who loves me as I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a year of marriage, my husband Jack began critiquing my appearance, dropping hints that I\u2019d look \u201cbetter\u201d with implants. It all escalated on my birthday when he gave me money with a blunt note: \u201cTIME TO FIX THOSE MOSQUITO BITES.\u201d I pretended gratitude, but inside, I planned sweet revenge. Over the following weeks, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3610,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3609\/revisions\/3610"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}