{"id":3607,"date":"2024-11-04T10:07:26","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T10:07:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3607"},"modified":"2024-11-04T10:07:28","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T10:07:28","slug":"married-couple-is-pulled-over-by-the-police-but-the-husband-wasnt-ready-for-his-honest-wifes-revelation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3607","title":{"rendered":"Married couple is pulled over by the police \u2013 but the husband wasn\u2019t ready for his honest wife\u2019s revelation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are out driving, and get pulled over by a police officer. The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem, officer?\u201d Officer: \u201cYou were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Man: \u201cNo sir, I was going 65.\u201d Wife: \u201cOh, Harry. You were going 80.\u201d (The man gives his wife a dirty look. Officer: \u201cI\u2019m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: \u201cBroken tail light? I didn\u2019t know about a broken tail light!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cOh Harry, you\u2019ve known about that tail light for weeks.\u201d (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: \u201cI\u2019m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.\u201d Man: \u201cOh, this? I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Wife: \u201cOh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.\u201d The man turns to his wife and yells, \u201cShut your mouth!\u201d The officer turns to the woman and asks, \u201cMa\u2019am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?\u201d Wife: \u201cNo, only when he\u2019s drunk.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and his wife are out driving, and get pulled over by a police officer. The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem, officer?\u201d Officer: \u201cYou were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.\u201d Man: \u201cNo sir, I was going 65.\u201d Wife: \u201cOh, Harry. You were going 80.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3608,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3607\/revisions\/3608"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}