{"id":3601,"date":"2024-11-04T10:00:52","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T10:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3601"},"modified":"2024-11-04T10:00:52","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T10:00:52","slug":"this-92-year-olds-epic-response-to-a-teenagers-wild-hair-will-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3601","title":{"rendered":"This 92-Year-Old\u2019s Epic Response to a Teenager\u2019s Wild Hair Will Leave You in Stitches!"},"content":{"rendered":"<article id=\"post-7473\" class=\"article-post post-7473 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail  category-1\">\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p><strong>I came across this funny story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>While sitting there, the dad couldn\u2019t help but notice a teenager next to him with wild hair, and what happened next will have you laughing out loud\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Get ready for some classic grandad humor!<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"b-r b-r--after_p_1\">\n<div id=\"container-84dda175b9a6473da45cb7bb69c5f8e7\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-15735\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-humor.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2018\/08\/28145901\/happy-old-man.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/figure>\n<p>Okay, here\u2019s how the story goes: I\u2019m not sure if it really happened or if it\u2019s made up, but either way \u2013 it\u2019s absolutely brilliant!<\/p>\n<p>\u201d<em>I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son<\/em>!<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\">\n<div class=\"image-hover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-42562 lazyloaded\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-humor.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/10\/09063744\/sex.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"419\" height=\"585\" data-src=\"https:\/\/cdn-humor.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/10\/09063744\/sex.jpg\" data-eio-rwidth=\"419\" data-eio-rheight=\"585\" \/><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this funny story on the internet, and it\u2019s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. Afterward, they decided to grab a bite at the food court. While sitting there, the dad couldn\u2019t help but notice a teenager next [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3601"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3602,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3601\/revisions\/3602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}