{"id":3583,"date":"2024-11-02T11:38:02","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T11:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3583"},"modified":"2024-11-02T11:38:02","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T11:38:02","slug":"a-farmer-comes-home-to-find-his-sheepdog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3583","title":{"rendered":"A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him.<\/p>\n<p>The sheepdog says: \u201cI herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou sure you got them all?\u201d the farmer replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYep! All 40 of them!\u201d says the sheepdog.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c40? But I only have 37 sheep.\u201d Replies the farmer.<\/p>\n<p>The sheepdog answers: \u201cI know. I rounded them up for you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: \u201cI herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked! \u201cYou sure you got them all?\u201d the farmer replies. \u201cYep! All 40 of them!\u201d says the sheepdog. \u201c40? But I only have 37 sheep.\u201d Replies the farmer. The sheepdog answers: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3584,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3583\/revisions\/3584"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}