Little Johnny was a seven-year-old boy. He was naughty, funny, and very mischievous.<\/p>\n
One day, his mom was unwell and he was looked after by his daddy. Little Johnny\u2019s daddy asked him to go to bed as it was close to 9.30 pm.<\/p>\n
Little Johnny went to his room. His daddy was watching television in the living room.<\/p>\n
It was 9.45 and Little Johnny called, \u201cDaddy, can you please bring me a glass of water to drink? \u201dDaddy was annoyed, \u201cNo way Johnny! You get it on your own!<\/p>\n
\u201dAfter five minutes, Little Johnny called his dad and said, \u201cDaddy can you please give me a glass of water? I\u2019m very thirsty\u201d, Daddy replied, \u201cNo Johnny. I already told you! \u201d<\/p>\n
After five minutes, Little Johnny shouted, \u201cDaddy can you please give me water?\u201d Daddy said \u2026\u201cI told you twice, I won\u2019t! If you ask again, I will come in and spank you! \u201d<\/p>\n
Little Johnny was silent for a while. After 10 minutes, \u201cDaddy, when you come to spank me, can you please give me a glass of water?\u201d Daddy was speechless!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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