{"id":3569,"date":"2024-11-02T11:34:28","date_gmt":"2024-11-02T11:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3569"},"modified":"2024-11-02T11:34:28","modified_gmt":"2024-11-02T11:34:28","slug":"the-alphabet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3569","title":{"rendered":"The Alphabet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently.<\/p>\n<p>He raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut Miss, I am bursting to go,\u201d said Charlie.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou may go, but after you say the full alphabet,\u201d declared the teacher. \u201cA-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, \u201cCharlie, where is the \u2018P?\u2019 \u201d<\/p>\n<p>He answered, \u201cHalfway down my legs, Miss.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently. He raised his hand. The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before she would let him go. \u201cBut Miss, I am bursting to go,\u201d said Charlie. \u201cYou may go, but after you say the full alphabet,\u201d declared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3570,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions\/3570"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}