{"id":3539,"date":"2024-11-01T09:11:55","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T09:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3539"},"modified":"2024-11-01T09:11:55","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T09:11:55","slug":"boyfriend-is-cheating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3539","title":{"rendered":"Boyfriend Is Cheating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her, So She Goes Out And Buys A Gun. She Goes To His Apartment That Same Day, With The Gun In Hand. <\/p>\n<p>Sure Enough, When She Opens The Door, She Finds Her Boyfriend In The Arms Of A Redhead.<\/p>\n<p>She Points The Gun At Her Boyfriend At Stares Him Down For A Moment. Then, Suddenly, She\u2019s Overcome With Grief, So She Puts The Gun Up To The Side Her Head. Her Boyfriend Screams, \u201cHoney, Don\u2019t Do It\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Blonde Yells Back, \u201cShut Up! You\u2019re Next!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Blonde Suspects That Her Boyfriend Is Cheating On Her, So She Goes Out And Buys A Gun. She Goes To His Apartment That Same Day, With The Gun In Hand. Sure Enough, When She Opens The Door, She Finds Her Boyfriend In The Arms Of A Redhead. She Points The Gun At Her Boyfriend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3541,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3539\/revisions\/3541"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}