{"id":3535,"date":"2024-11-01T08:53:19","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T08:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3535"},"modified":"2024-11-01T08:53:19","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T08:53:19","slug":"patients-fear-of-needles-leads-to-hilarious-dental-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3535","title":{"rendered":"\u201cPatient\u2019s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient.The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo way! I can\u2019t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!\u201dThe dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. \u201cNo objection at all,\u201d the patient says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m fine with pills.\u201d The dentist then returns and says, \u201cHere\u2019s a Viagra.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The patient says, \u201cWow! I didn\u2019t know Viagra worked as a pain kiler!\u201d\u201cIt doesn\u2019t,\u201d said the dentist, \u201cbut it\u2019s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient.The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. \u201cNo way! I can\u2019t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!\u201dThe dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. \u201cNo objection [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3535"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3536,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535\/revisions\/3536"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}