The Polite Way to Pee \ud83d\udca6<\/p>\n
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:<\/p>\n
\u201cMichael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?\u201d \u263a<\/strong><\/p>\n Michael said: \u2018Just a minute I have to go pee.\u2019<\/strong>\u00a0\ud83d\ude20<\/p>\n The teacher responded by saying:\u00a0\u2018That would be rude and impolite\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n What about you Sherman, how would you say it?\u2019<\/p>\n Sherman said:\u00a0\u2018I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I\u2019ll be right back.\u2019<\/strong>\u00a0\ud83d\ude36<\/p>\n \u2018That\u2019s better, but it\u2019s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. \ud83d\ude0f<\/strong><\/p>\n And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? \ud83d\ude20<\/p>\n Johnny said: \u2018I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.\u2019 \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33<\/strong><\/p>\n The teacher fainted\u2026\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Polite Way to Pee \ud83d\udca6 During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: \u201cMichael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?\u201d \u263a Michael said: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3477,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3476\/revisions\/3477"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}