{"id":3472,"date":"2024-10-28T10:14:19","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T10:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3472"},"modified":"2024-10-28T10:14:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T10:14:19","slug":"rude-bus-driver-funny-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3472","title":{"rendered":"Rude Bus Driver (Funny Joke)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman gets on a bus with her baby.<\/p>\n<p>The bus driver says,\u00a0<strong>\u201cThat\u2019s the ugliest baby that I\u2019ve ever seen. Ugh!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.<\/p>\n<p>She says to a man next to her,<strong>\u00a0\u201cThe driver just insulted me!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The man says,\u00a0<strong>\u201cYou go right up there and tell him off \u2013 go ahead, I\u2019ll hold your monkey for you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says,\u00a0\u201cThat\u2019s the ugliest baby that I\u2019ve ever seen. Ugh!\u201d The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her,\u00a0\u201cThe driver just insulted me!\u201d The man says,\u00a0\u201cYou go right up there and tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3473,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472\/revisions\/3473"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}