An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden.<\/p>\n
The game warden asked the man, \u201cMay I see your fishing license please?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, sir. Don\u2019t need one.\u201d These here are my pet fish.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cPet fish??\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the game warden barked.<\/p>\n \u201cYep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o\u2019mine down to the lake and let \u2019em swim \u2019round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into My net and I take \u2019em home.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHOGWASH! you\u2019re under arrest.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n He said,\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s the truth. I\u2019ll show ya! We do this all the time!!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n He said,\u00a0\u201cIt\u2019s the truth. I\u2019ll show ya! We do this all the time!!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cWe do, now, do we?\u201d smirked the warden. \u201cPROVE it!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n He released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said,\u00a0\u201cWell?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cWell, WHAT?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n The warden asked,\u00a0\u201cWhen are you going to call them back?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cCall who back?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThe FISH,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0replied the warden!<\/p>\n \u201cWhat fish?\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An old country boy with a bucket full of live fish was approached by a game Warden. The game warden asked the man, \u201cMay I see your fishing license please?\u201d \u201cNo, sir. Don\u2019t need one.\u201d These here are my pet fish.\u201d \u201cPet fish??\u201d\u00a0the game warden barked. \u201cYep. Once a week, I bring these here fish […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3470"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3471,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3470\/revisions\/3471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}