{"id":3466,"date":"2024-10-28T10:12:13","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T10:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3466"},"modified":"2024-10-28T10:12:13","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T10:12:13","slug":"a-wife-sent-a-message-to-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3466","title":{"rendered":"A wife sent a message to her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A wife sent a message to her husband<\/p>\n<p>Wife sent a message to her husband:\u00a0<strong>\u201cDon\u2019t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Husband:\u00a0<strong>Who is Priscilla?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wife:\u00a0<strong>Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Husband:\u00a0<strong>But I\u2019m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wife:\u00a0<strong>Where are you??<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Husband:<strong>\u00a0Near the vegetable market<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After 10 minutes she texts her husband, \u201c<strong>Where are you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Husband:\u00a0<strong>I\u2019m at the office. Now that you are at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A wife sent a message to her husband Wife sent a message to her husband:\u00a0\u201cDon\u2019t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.\u201d Husband:\u00a0Who is Priscilla? Wife:\u00a0Nobody, I was just making sure you read my message. Husband:\u00a0But I\u2019m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2719,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3467,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466\/revisions\/3467"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}