{"id":3431,"date":"2024-10-27T09:37:35","date_gmt":"2024-10-27T09:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3431"},"modified":"2024-10-27T09:37:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T09:37:35","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-were-dining-at-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3431","title":{"rendered":"A husband and wife were dining at restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>When their food arrived, the husband said: \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His wife reminded him: \u201cHoney, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her husband replied: \u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d His wife reminded him: \u201cHoney, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d Her husband replied: \u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3432,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3431\/revisions\/3432"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}