A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.<\/p>\n
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me Father, could I ask a favor?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOf course my child, What can I do for you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHere is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money.<\/p>\n
I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs.<\/p>\n
Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?\u201d<\/p>\n
Advertisement \u201cOf course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions\u201d,<\/p>\n
and she gave him the \u2018hair remover\u2019.<\/p>\n
The aircraft arrived at its destination.<\/p>\n
When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cFather, do you have anything to declare?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFrom the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son\u201d,he replied.<\/p>\n
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd from the sash down, what do you have?\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest replied, \u201cI have there a marvelous little instrument designed for use by women, but which has never been used.\u201d<\/p>\n
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said,<\/p>\n
\u201cGo ahead Father. Next!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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