A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin\u2026
\nShe raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, \u201cWhat man here will buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n
The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, \u201cGive the ballerina a drink!\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.<\/p>\n
She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, \u201cWhat man here will buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/p>\n
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, \u201cGive the ballerina another drink!\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, \u201cTell me, Paddy, it\u2019s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?\u201d<\/p>\n
The drunk replied, \u201cAny woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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