Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don\u2019t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won\u2019t be home for dinner. I\u2019ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don\u2019t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?\u201d<\/p>\n
His new bride said, \u201cNo, that\u2019s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o\u2019clock every night\u2026 whether you\u2019re here or not.\u201d<\/p>\n
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
\n\u201cI\u2019ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don\u2019t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won\u2019t be home for dinner. I\u2019ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don\u2019t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?\u201d
\nHis new bride said, \u201cNo, that\u2019s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o\u2019clock every night\u2026 whether you\u2019re here or not.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: \u201cI\u2019ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don\u2019t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3371,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370\/revisions\/3371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}