An Old Lady Went To A Bank To Withdraw Money.
\nAn old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money\u2026<\/p>\n
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cI would like to withdraw $500.\u201d<\/p>\n
The female teller told her,<\/p>\n
\u201cFor withdrawals less than $5,000, please use the ATM.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old lady then asked, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teller irritably told her,<\/p>\n
\u201cThese are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.\u201d<\/p>\n
She then returned the card to the old lady.<\/p>\n
The old lady remained silent.<\/p>\n
But she returned the card to the teller and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cPlease help me withdraw all the money I have.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.<\/p>\n
She nodded her head, leaned down and said to the old lady,<\/p>\n
\u201cMy apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old lady then asked, \u201cHow much am I able to withdraw now?\u201d<\/p>\n
The teller told her, \u201cAny amount up to $300,000\u201d<\/p>\n
The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw $300,000 from her account.<\/p>\n
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully.<\/p>\n
The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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