{"id":3312,"date":"2024-10-22T10:26:13","date_gmt":"2024-10-22T09:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3312"},"modified":"2024-10-22T10:26:13","modified_gmt":"2024-10-22T09:26:13","slug":"blonde-walks-into-a-doctors-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3312","title":{"rendered":"Blonde walks into a doctors office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDoctor, what\u2019s the problem with me?<\/p>\n<p>When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts\u2026<\/p>\n<p>When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts\u2026<\/p>\n<p>When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts\u2026<\/p>\n<p>When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Doctor replies: \u201cYour finger is broken.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: \u201cDoctor, what\u2019s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts\u2026 When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts\u2026 When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts\u2026 When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!\u201d The Doctor replies: \u201cYour finger is broken.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3313,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3312\/revisions\/3313"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}