So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in<\/p>\n
front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of<\/p>\n
toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me<\/p>\n
what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said,<\/p>\n
I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being<\/p>\n
super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for<\/p>\n
B*tt Licking Dog. She said<\/p>\n
B*tt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to<\/p>\n
lick my b*tt clean because I can\u2019t seem to<\/p>\n
be able to find toilet paper because of<\/p>\n
hoarders. The cashier<\/p>\n
completely lost it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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