{"id":3283,"date":"2024-10-21T12:28:44","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T11:28:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2024-10-21T12:28:44","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T11:28:44","slug":"one-day-a-big-sweaty-woman-walks-into-bar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3283","title":{"rendered":"One day a big sweaty woman walks into bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One day this big, n@sty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar.<\/p>\n<p>She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWhat man out there will buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The whole bar goes dead silent as the patrons try to ignore her.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the bar, a skinny little piss head slams his hand on the bar and says,\u00a0<strong>\u201cBarman, I want to buy that ballerina a drink.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The barman pours the drink and the woman chugs it down.<\/p>\n<p>After she\u2019s completed the drink, she turns again to the throng and points around at all of them, again revealing the hairy armpit, saying,<strong>\u00a0\u201cWhat man out there will buy a lady a drink?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and slurs to the barman,\u00a0<strong>\u201cSir, I would like to buy the ballerina another drink.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After serving the lady her second drink, the barman approaches the little drunkard and says,\u00a0<strong>\u201cIt\u2019s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>To which, the drunk replies,<strong>\u00a0\u201cSir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day this big, n@sty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks,\u00a0\u201cWhat man out there will buy a lady a drink?\u201d The whole bar goes dead silent as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2723,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3284,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3283\/revisions\/3284"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}