{"id":3262,"date":"2024-10-21T11:52:01","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T10:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3262"},"modified":"2024-10-21T11:52:01","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T10:52:01","slug":"a-boy-comes-back-from-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3262","title":{"rendered":"A boy comes back from school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, we\u2019re going to find where Portugal is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She gets a map of the state and can\u2019t find Portugal.<\/p>\n<p>Then she gets a map of the region and still can\u2019t find Portugal.<\/p>\n<p>She gets a map of the city and can\u2019t find Portugal.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI swear Portugal can\u2019t be far.<\/p>\n<p>The maid is from Portugal and she comes here to work every day on her bicycle.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. \u201cThe teacher gave me a zero because I couldn\u2019t answer a question on Portugal,\u201d he said. His mother asked, \u201cWhat was the question?\u201d \u201cWhere\u2019s Portugal.\u201d \u201cThe idiot teacher, I\u2019m going to call the principal\u2019s office. In the meantime, we\u2019re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3263,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3262\/revisions\/3263"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}