{"id":3251,"date":"2024-10-17T13:24:50","date_gmt":"2024-10-17T12:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3251"},"modified":"2024-10-17T13:24:50","modified_gmt":"2024-10-17T12:24:50","slug":"an-irishman-and-a-lady-were-celebrating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/?p=3251","title":{"rendered":"An Irishman And A Lady Were Celebrating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness<\/p>\n<p>A lady next To him says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Irish man \u2013 \u201cI\u2019m celebrating.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lady \u2013 \u201cMe too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Irish man \u2013 \u201cWhat a coincidence! Why are you celebrating?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lady \u2013 \u201cMy husband &#038; I have tried for 4 years for a baby. Today I\u2019m pregnant!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Irishman \u2013 \u201cWhat a coincidence! I am a farmer. For 4 years my hens couldn\u2019t lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lady \u2013 \u201cWow! How did that happen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Irishman \u2013 \u201cI used a different cock.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lady smiled and said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWHAT A COINCIDENCE !!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness A lady next To him says, \u201cWhat a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.\u201d Irish man \u2013 \u201cI\u2019m celebrating.\u201d Lady \u2013 \u201cMe too.\u201d Irish man \u2013 \u201cWhat a coincidence! Why are you celebrating?\u201d Lady \u2013 \u201cMy husband &#038; I have tried for 4 years [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2723,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3252,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3251\/revisions\/3252"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}