A Woman Was out Golfing One Day when She Hit the Ball into the Woods:<\/p>\n
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.<\/p>\n
The frog said to her. \u201cIf you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said. \u201cThank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.\u201d<\/p>\n
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman said. \u201cThat\u2019s okay.\u201d<\/p>\n
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.<\/p>\n
The frog warned her. \u201cYou do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman replied. \u201cThat\u2019s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, KAZAM-she\u2019s the most beautiful Woman in the world!<\/p>\n
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.<\/p>\n
The frog said. \u201cThat will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman said. \u201cThat\u2019s okay, because what\u2019s mine is his and what\u2019s his is mine.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, ABRA-KADA-BRA-KAZAM-she\u2019s the richest woman in the world!<\/p>\n
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered. \u201cI\u2019d like a mild heart attack.\u201d<\/p>\n
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don\u2019t mess with them.<\/p>\n
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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