A guy goes over to his friend\u2019s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. \u201cHi, is Tony home?\u201d \u201cNo, he went to the store.\u201d \u201cWell, you mind if I wait?\u201d \u201cNo, come in.\u201d<\/p>\n
They sit down and the friend says<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know Nora, you have the greatest melons I have ever seen. I\u2019d give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.\u201d<\/p>\n
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell a hundred bucks.<\/p>\n
She opens her robe and shows one.<\/p>\n
He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.<\/p>\n
They sit there a while longer and Chris says<\/p>\n
\u201cThey are so beautiful I\u2019ve got to see the both of them. I\u2019ll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.\u201d<\/p>\n
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can\u2019t wait any longer and leaves.<\/p>\n
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says \u201cYou know, your weird friend Chris came over.\u201d<\/p>\n
Tony thinks about this for a second and says \u201cWell did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A guy goes over to his friend\u2019s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. \u201cHi, is Tony home?\u201d \u201cNo, he went to the store.\u201d \u201cWell, you mind if I wait?\u201d \u201cNo, come in.\u201d They sit down and the friend says \u201cYou know Nora, you have the greatest melons I have ever seen. I\u2019d give […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2724,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3235"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3236,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3235\/revisions\/3236"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/buzzfeednews.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}