Cheating is never a good idea, because no matter how good you think you are at keeping your infidelity a secret, your partner will eventually learn of the type of person you are, and even if they don\u2019t, you still need to live with yourself knowing that you\u2019ve heart someone you are supposed to be faithful to.<\/p>\n
The following joke involves a cheating wife, and, you guess, a cheating husband.<\/p>\n
This will make you laugh. Read it below.<\/p>\n
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband\u2019s best friend.<\/p>\n
They make love for hours and, afterward, while they\u2019re just lying there, the phone rings.<\/p>\n
Since it\u2019s the woman\u2019s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:<\/p>\n
\u201cHello? Oh, hi\u2026 I\u2019m so glad that you called\u2026 Really? That\u2019s wonderful\u2026 Well, I\u2019m happy to hear you\u2019re having such a great time\u2026 Oh, that sounds terrific\u2026 Thanks. Okay. Bye-bye.\u201d<\/p>\n
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, \u201cWho was that?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh,\u201d she replies, \u201cThat was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he\u2019s having on his fishing trip with you.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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